News for Wed, Aug 12, 2026
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Farmgirl Lucky has been defeated in the graveyard by Mouldy Skeleton.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Farmgirl Lucky.
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Farmgirl Lucky has been slain in the forest by Cyclops Warrior.
"Farmgirl Lucky, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Cyclops Warrior states.
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Farmboy Hyyyst has challenged their master, Mireraband and lost!
"I see London, I see France, I see Farmboy Hyyyst's underpants!" reveals Mireraband.
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Farmboy Hyyyst was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.
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Adventurer Wicked has defeated his master, Adwares to advance to level 7 after 7 days!!
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Farmgirl Lucky has been defeated in the graveyard by Coffin.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Farmgirl Lucky.
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Farmgirl Lucky has been slain when she encountered The Green Dragon!!! Her bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
"You know, Farmgirl Lucky really had it coming to her after all those things I said about her mom," commented The Green Dragon.
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Farmgirl Lucky has defeated her master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 23 days!!
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Adventurer Wicked has defeated his master, Un�lith to advance to level 6 after 6 days!!
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Adventurer Wicked has been resurrected by Hades.
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Adventurer Wicked has been slain in the forest by Mature Unicorn.
"You know, Adventurer Wicked really had it coming to him after all those things I said about his mom," commented Mature Unicorn.
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Adventurer Wicked has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 5 days!!
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Farmgirl PrincessFogzy has defeated her master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
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