News for Mon, Aug 10, 2026
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Squire Wicked has been slain in the forest by Undead Oarsman.
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Undead Oarsman," Squire Wicked exclaims.
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Wicked has earned the title Squire for having slain the Green Dragon 2 times!
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Page Wicked has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Page Wicked has been slain when he encountered The Green Dragon!!! His bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
"I see London, I see France, I see Page Wicked's underpants!" reveals The Green Dragon.
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